hysterical.

Something funny to end 2010 on.

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irish humor.

This was sent to my in-box today. made me chuckle, if you are from Ireland you may also chuckle.

Thanks to DK.
Scienists at Belfast Metropolitan College
have discovered a brand new element. The new element, Stormontium
(symbol=Sm), has 2 neutrons, 10 assistant neutrons, and 96 deputy
neutrons giving it an atomic mass of 108.

These 108 particles are held together by forces called morons, which
are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called
pillocks. Since Stormontium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it
can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes
into contact.

A tiny amount of Stormontium can cause a reaction that would normally
take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.
Stormontium has a normal half-life of 2 to 5 years. It does not decay,
but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the
assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Stormontium’s mass will actually increase over time, since
each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming
isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists
to believe that Stormontium is formed whenever morons reach a critical
concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as a critical
morass. When catalysed with money, Stormontium bonds with
Administratium (symbol=Ad), an element that radiates just as much
energy as Stormontium, since it has twenty times the number of pillocks
but half as many morons. Administrative pillocks are characterised by
an aversion to using up energy. In fact the more pillocks there are in
Administratium the less energy they use

The scientists concluded that in its present form there were very few
practical uses for Stormontium.

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Questions you have thought about asking……

 

 

 

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attention all golfers!!!!

you need one of these….

 

 

well if you are a bloke…..

the best team talk ever….

 

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Food / Friends / Fun

 

these are three of the most important things in my life.  tonight i had the blessing of enjoying all three simultaneously.  as i have grown up i have become increasingly aware of the joy of sharing food and laughter with friends.  this is not just a feel good social exercise, but as we do we learn what it means to be human and in relationship to those around us and maybe in some mystical way learn and experience the presence of a much greater force in our communal fellowship.

can i suggest that if you have the opportunity to share some time with a group of friends in the next week, take the opportunity and see if you experience life, and the spirit, in the midst of food, fun and friends.

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an ode to all mothers out there….

turn up the volume and enjoy..

 

 

 

thanks mark…

 

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me loose it?

do you ever lose it?  

 

have a moment of insanity?  

 

if like me the answer is yes then i am sure you are glad there are no video camers arround recording it?

 

 

 

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This song will be in you head all day…..

 

 

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he – he

Saw this here and had to post it here.

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